How You Say, "Tall-Decaf-Cappuccino"?

The comfort of an American indulgence in foreign land--Starbucks! (Apologies to those who despise the very mention of the name!) If you thought figuring out how to order coffee at Starbucks was overwhelming and confusing, try doing it in a foreign country where they repeat your order back to you in Chinglish. And reading the specials of the day (note the sign above) is out of the question. But oh, the pleasure of sipping a frothy cappuccino in familiar surroundings!